Dear loyal readers,
I write this during my lunch hour at work because the internet connection at home is wank. It's not just wank, it's hyper wank! The ISP is providing roughly 0.5% of average advertised speeds so it's hard to upload a goddam ASCII picture of a fucking frowning face, let alone a lump of text with attached image and embedded video.
So here I am, sat on a Dali-esque bar stool eating a cheese sandwich, listening to angry post-punk Swedish band Refused and writing this here text on a computer that's barely faster than a Spectrum ZX. But compared with the internet at home, it's fucking DARPA future technology.
So when I can get the time and internet connection to write an FFFD entry, I will. I had a hum-dinger lined up for everyone too. The original 1978 John Carpenter Halloween and the 2007, Rob Zombie re-imagining. What a tasty prospect! But no, you'll have to wait.
And for that, I'm sorry.
FilmFlare
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